Albo Scindapsus Jade Satin

$130.00

Oh honey, this plant isn’t just any plant—it’s a show-stopping, jaw-dropping, heart-stealing variegated queen! The Jade Satin already had us weak in the knees with her velvety, deep green leaves, but now? She decided to level up with creamy white variegation, because why not be extra?!

This diva thrives in bright, indirect light (because direct sun? Too harsh for her delicate complexion), loves a well-draining mix, and prefers you water her when she’s thirsty, not drowning. A little humidity? She’ll take it. Occasional compliments? Required.

Basically, if you want a plant that looks like money and makes all your planty friends jealous—this is THE ONE. But move fast, she’s rare, she’s bougie, and she won’t wait around for you to make up your mind!

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Oh honey, this plant isn’t just any plant—it’s a show-stopping, jaw-dropping, heart-stealing variegated queen! The Jade Satin already had us weak in the knees with her velvety, deep green leaves, but now? She decided to level up with creamy white variegation, because why not be extra?!

This diva thrives in bright, indirect light (because direct sun? Too harsh for her delicate complexion), loves a well-draining mix, and prefers you water her when she’s thirsty, not drowning. A little humidity? She’ll take it. Occasional compliments? Required.

Basically, if you want a plant that looks like money and makes all your planty friends jealous—this is THE ONE. But move fast, she’s rare, she’s bougie, and she won’t wait around for you to make up your mind!

Oh honey, this plant isn’t just any plant—it’s a show-stopping, jaw-dropping, heart-stealing variegated queen! The Jade Satin already had us weak in the knees with her velvety, deep green leaves, but now? She decided to level up with creamy white variegation, because why not be extra?!

This diva thrives in bright, indirect light (because direct sun? Too harsh for her delicate complexion), loves a well-draining mix, and prefers you water her when she’s thirsty, not drowning. A little humidity? She’ll take it. Occasional compliments? Required.

Basically, if you want a plant that looks like money and makes all your planty friends jealous—this is THE ONE. But move fast, she’s rare, she’s bougie, and she won’t wait around for you to make up your mind!